I especially like the last one
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> > THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS
> >
> > NUDITY
> > I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
> > woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
> > naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from
>the
> > back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
> >
> > HONESTY
> > My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
> > dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
> > So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
> > Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and
>came
> > out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little
>smile,
> > "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few
> > days ago.
> >
> > OPINIONS
> > On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from
> > his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
> > necessarily those of his parents."
> >
> > KETCHUP
> > A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During
> > her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer
> > the phone.
> > "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added,
> > "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the
> > bottle."
> >
> > MORE NUDITY
> > A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
> > room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
>grabbing
> > towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then
> > asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
> >
> > ELDERLY
> > While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
>shut-ins,
> > I used to take my 4- year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds The various
> > appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs,
> > unfailingly intrigued her. One day found her staring at a pair of false
> > teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of
> > questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never
> > believe this!"
> >
> > DRESS-UP
> > A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
> > dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
> > "And why not, darling?"
> > "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.."
> >
> > SCHOOL
> > A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
>wasting
> > my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
> > won't let me talk!"
> >
> > BIBLE
> > A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
> > through the old pages.
> > Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and
> > looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between
> > the pages.
> > "Mama, look what I found", the boy
> > called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the
>young
> > boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
> >
> > "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
> > remembering how to fly." Laura Turner
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